Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Bible Rewrites...A-Gain!

In an ever-constant attempt to further modernize,
rewrite, and popularize the horrible old tome,
new publishers are putting a new spin on the
fables, new and old, to better reach a younger
and...well, here's a snippet of their efforts.


"Ooh, I done TOLD y'all not to come
up in here with all that loud carrying-on
and nastiness!
Get ta stepping, I say!
You ain't gots to go home, but ya
got to get the hell up outta here!"


"Grrrrlll, pleez!
You so tired!
You so old!
Why you don't gets you a new game?
This one all played out.
You a played out trick.
I wish somebody would crucify me...
it'd be less painful than
puttin' up wit' yo' bizness!"


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