Thursday, January 10, 2013

Christianity is Catching On--Like the Plague

Testimony from a real female member:
"I found the man the Lord intended me to have!"

Ooh, girl....that's a shame!
That sound suspiciously like 'The Lord'
needed you to pay a fee to find some
quality dick! That sound like prostitution to me!

You been Jesus-pimped!

Besides, if I were you, I'd be
wary of a husband who already
knows to take pleasure getting on his knees
to please a father figure in dark places!


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