Saturday, December 22, 2012

What if 'holy water' were replaced with truth serum?


"I AM empowered by the mighty
and moral significance of
authority granted me by the
hand of....
MYSELF!

Bwah-ha-ha, silly bitches!

(And trust me--you don't want to know
where these hands are the rest
of the time!)

Tremble, bow, and weep before the
average, idiotic, flawed nature of
my base humanity and hatefulness!"

***

No comments:

Post a Comment