Showing posts with label prayer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label prayer. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

"If you Reallllly Loved Me...."

One of the worst components of Western religion is
the whole 'kit-and-kaboodle' approach.

We already know free thought and the ability to question
ideas and the like are verboten, but the con they sell also
has one major selling point; it's all or nothing, baby.

If left to their own devices, most people would choose to
think about only three things in their deity;
1. A benevolent sky-daddy who loves them,
2. An attentive/interactive god who responds when spoken to,
   and...
3. A promise of an afterlife reunion with missed loved ones;
    a happy ending.

But if those three demands were met outright in the
shell game of spiritual selling points, then no one would choose
the Filthy Horribles like endless guilt and worry, fear of a mean
and vengeful deity, self-recrimination, unhealthy restrictions,
and so on.

If the insightful used car salesmen didn't hook you with
beautiful lies, there's be no filled seats for the evocative talks
of Hellfire and brimstone. If "Jesus loves me" were not a readily
touted phrase, no one would be open to the indoctrination of
what must be done to keep Jesus -construct loving them.

"If you want to see Granddaddy in Heaven, then you better stop
(fill-in-the-blank with whatever authoritarian figure is abusing the
young child in question with to meet their own personal needs or
sickness.)"

It all gets lumped in, all or nothing, the big package; the bitter
pill wrapped in some peanut butter for a quick ingestion.
The side effects to be discovered later? Moot, once imbibed.

They don't want you to pick and choose, because the promoters
and architects know you won't choose the hard rules they devised. 
Hell, they invented the carrot to help brighten the lack-of-appeal of
their crafted stick.

It's a whole lot of 'Creamy Icing' lovingly set atop a steaming pile
of 'Shit Surprise.'

So, if you want to be one of Jesus' eternal minions, you better get
in line and boycott that JC Penny dyke rep....or "The Lord" will
be most displeased.

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Saturday, May 5, 2012

Po-TAY-to, Po-TAH-to


How can people who
believe in 'god'
say they hate
masturbation--
calling it a self-pleasuring
waste of time and energy?

Don't they pray all the time?

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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

That Shit Never Gets Old


Pat Robertson, ye old speaker on all things
ridiculous and moronic, has once again decreed
his total embrace of idiocy.

After the deadly tornadoes this week,
he declared on his money-maker TV show
that if enough people prayed for the
stop of the tornadoes, baby fictional
Jesus would have surely stopped them.

This is only the latest remarkably unreasoning,
oblivious statement from the inventor of ideas
like "gays and abortionists caused 9-11"
or other such nonsense.

He also went on to state that 'god' wasn't
to blame, and similar to his Hurricane
Katrina diatribe, blamed the poor people
who built or bought houses where a
tornado was likely to land.

In addition to the stupidity, the recklessness,
the heartlessness of these comments, the
real danger is that susceptible people will believe
this joke because they are desperate to believe
in something and because he is being broadcast on TV.

Trust me, if prayer worked, this Bozo would have
keeled over decades ago.

Guess there's no such thing as karma, either.

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