Penn and Teller - Boy Scouts

This is pretty self-explanatory; a thorough and firm vivisection of  the
'Christian'-based organization's many failings and frailties, from the brilliant
mind of a former insider. Worth checking out, if you aren't in-the-know.

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Christianity is Catching On--Like the Plague

Testimony from a real female member:

"I found the man the Lord intended me to have!"

Ooh, girl....that's a shame!
That sound suspiciously like 'The Lord'

needed you to pay a fee to find some

quality dick! That sound like prostitution to me!

You been Jesus-pimped!

Besides, if I were you, I'd be

wary of a husband who already

knows to take pleasure getting on his knees

to please a father figure in dark places!

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Big Poppa Pimp



An awesome cartoon from a sweet little
site you can view here!

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The REAL 'Pope Crazy-Head'

"I conjure forth the darkest demons in this

land or any other! Come forth!

Bow before me! Heed my bidding!

Oh, wait! They're already here!

I just have to release them out

of my hands!

sigh...It's hell getting old...

you forget just how many demons

are resting within."

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What if 'holy water' were replaced with truth serum?

"I AM empowered by the mighty

and moral significance of

authority granted me by the

hand of....

MYSELF!

Bwah-ha-ha, silly bitches!

(And trust me--you don't want to know

where these hands are the rest

of the time!)

Tremble, bow, and weep before the

average, idiotic, flawed nature of

my base humanity and hatefulness!"

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Exactly

Precision and succinctness are beautiful.

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A Tale as Old as Time

JESUS:

The  original dark-skinned,

Hoodie-wearing, trouble-making,

suspicious guy.

End results the same.

Mazel Tov!

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